{"product_id":"the-totally-useless-guide-to-ricky-woods-9781915833938","title":"The Totally Useless Guide to Fishing: A Funny Fishing Book for the Fisherman Who Has Everything (Except Talent \u0026 Fish)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFor the Fisherman Who's Better at Tall Tales Than Tall Catches\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cem\u003eUseless (But Hilarious) Guide to Fishing\u003c\/em\u003e is the ultimate gag gift for the angler who owns more tackle than talent. Equal parts comedy, sarcasm, and uncomfortable truths, it's a must-have for anyone who's ever blamed \"the wrong lure,\" \"bad moon phase,\" or \"those noisy ducks\" for an empty cooler.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInside, you'll discover: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA complete catalog of fishing excuses\u003c\/strong\u003e-from \"the fish weren't biting\" to \"I was just practicing my cast.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFishing talk decoded\u003c\/strong\u003e so you finally understand what \"I had a nibble\" really means.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe gear you'll waste money on\u003c\/strong\u003e (and the one rusty lure you'll still swear by).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEvery fisherman archetype\u003c\/strong\u003e-from \"The Gear Hoarder\" to \"The Eternal Optimist.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe tragic (and funny) stages of a fishing obsession\u003c\/strong\u003e, from rookie enthusiasm to jaded wisdom.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for boat captains, dock dreamers, and anyone who swears they \u003cem\u003ealmost\u003c\/em\u003e landed a record-breaker, this is the laugh-packed field guide to a sport where the lies are big and the catches are... well... occasional.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether it's for a birthday, Father's Day, or a buddy who just came back skunked, this book delivers the one thing every fisherman can always reel in-a good laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWould you like me to also make you a punchy one-sentence version for this?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Ricky Woods\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1915833930\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781915833938\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Bemberton Limited\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 07\/29\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 128\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.40lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.27d","brand":"Ricky Woods","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48442998456575,"sku":"9781915833938","price":10.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_3bc3dcde-1705-4df6-bc8c-947e8d93eb85.jpg?v=1777201167","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-totally-useless-guide-to-ricky-woods-9781915833938","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}