{"product_id":"the-trinity-witches-the-pip-quillwright-9798246207161","title":"The Trinity Witches \u0026 The Vitality Engine (Readers Edition): The Trinity Witches Saga","description":"\u003cb\u003eThe Trinity Witches \u0026amp; The Vitality Engine (Readers Edition)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBook one of The Trinity Witches Saga\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIn a world on the brink of apocalypse, salvation comes with fangs, thighs, and a serious sugar addiction.\u003cbr\u003eFangtasia the vampire witch has empty funbags, a filthy mouth, and a talent for coming undone at the taste of human blood. Kurohana the warrior has thighs that could crush worlds and a hunger that matches her blade. Dreina the healer has breasts so full and sensitive they make grown men weep (and one jealous Warlock scheme in the shadows).\u003cbr\u003eTogether with a mushroom prophesied to save everything, a mug with seven snack pouches, and a supporting cast of glorious weirdos, they chase five sacred gems across England-from Whitby's haunted cliffs to Vegas gyms where abs are worshipped and fruit yells prices.\u003cbr\u003eExpect: \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMoon-powered orgasms that make armpits and navels erogenous zones\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCliff-edge lovemaking while werewolves and mermen watch from the shadows\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePiggy cakes, chick cakes, and flapjacks that lead to more than sugar highs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA prophecy that's equal parts epic and ridiculous-and heroes who flirt, fight, and sleep their way to victory\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003eThis is not your grandma's fantasy.\u003cbr\u003eThis is the steamy, silly, unapologetically horny adventure where the end of the world comes with icing on top.\u003cbr\u003eGrab a snack. Things are about to get deliciously weird.\u003cbr\u003eLook out for book two ... The Trinity Witches Vs The WorldEnder \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003ePlease note this version is the readers edition with less illustrations\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Pip Quillwright\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798246207161\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 01\/30\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 426\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 1.25lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.87d","brand":"Pip Quillwright","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":50665468592383,"sku":"9798246207161","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_03600365-7669-4347-8e03-3b4def59d803.jpg?v=1792012127","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-trinity-witches-the-pip-quillwright-9798246207161","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}