{"product_id":"the-trinity-witches-the-pip-quillwright-9798247806325","title":"The Trinity Witches \u0026 The Vitality Engine: The Trinity Witches Saga","description":"\u003cb\u003eThe Trinity Witches \u0026amp; The Vitality Engine\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eBook One of The Trinity Witches Saga\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIn a world where ancient prophecies collide with Yorkshire stubbornness, a ragtag band of misfits holds the fate of everything in their unlikely hands.\u003cbr\u003eWhen the Obsidian Titan awakens and the WorldEnder's shadow fleets darken the skies, three witches-Fangtasia the moon-drunk vampire, Kurohana the blade-sharp warrior, and Dreina the radiant healer-must reunite to forge a weapon capable of ending the apocalypse. Joined by a cosmic Yorkshireman who once absorbed a comet, a prophesied mushroom king, a porcelain mug with street smarts, and a host of gloriously ridiculous allies (including a mermonster who demands piggy cakes and a cat who refuses to be named anything else), they race across England and beyond.\u003cbr\u003eFrom the wind-swept cliffs of Whitby to the neon chaos of Vegas gyms, from petrifying caves that mock empty funbags to the highest pub in England where werewolves drink Black Sheep and make pacts under fat moons, every step is laced with danger, desire, and deliciously absurd detours.\u003cbr\u003eExpect: \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEpic battles against tentacle hives and ice dragons\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMoonlit rituals that leave bodies trembling with power and pleasure\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA werewolf who learns to shift at will... and a witch who learns just how sensitive the new moon can make every inch of skin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePiggy cakes, booby lollies, and flapjacks that spark more than sugar highs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA prophecy that refuses to take itself seriously-and heroes who refuse to fail\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003eThis is not your average end-of-the-world tale.\u003cbr\u003eThis is the story of the misfits who saved everything... while flirting, fighting, and feasting their way through it.\u003cbr\u003eBuckle up.\u003cbr\u003eThe adventure is ridiculous.\u003cbr\u003eThe stakes are everything.\u003cbr\u003eAnd the chemistry?\u003cbr\u003eExplosive.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Pip Quillwright\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798247806325\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 02\/10\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 426\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 1.25lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.95d","brand":"Pip Quillwright","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49172793524479,"sku":"9798247806325","price":16.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-trinity-witches-the-pip-quillwright-9798247806325","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}