{"product_id":"the-turkey-snatch-of-doom-nancy-sisk-9798583075089","title":"The Turkey Snatch of Doom: A Par Whack Adventure: Funny Dog books for Kids","description":"A Thanksgiving Dog Story You'll Never Forget!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis is the \u003ci\u003eSpecial Color Edition\u003c\/i\u003e with full-color illustrations.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eDoes your family talk about your interesting relatives? Tell tales about crazy uncles or swap stories about odd aunts? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eOf course! All families have lots of funny stories. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBut most people don't know that dogs have stories about THEIR families, too. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eLaura would never have believed that dogs even HAVE thoughts. Would you? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBut while Laura was quietly doing math homework one day, she heard a strange little voice. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAt first she was a scared, since most fourth-graders don't hear voices, but soon she figured out that her dog, Perdita, was transmitting \"thought particles\" directly into her brain. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAnd those dog thoughts were NOT like anything Laura would have ever imagined. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eCan you imagine YOUR dog transmitting thoughts directly into YOUR brain? It could happen, you know. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThe World, According to a Very Strange Dog\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSoon Laura realized she was having an adventure no one else had ever had. She was getting crazy thoughts and crazierstories, from her DOG! \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eOf all things. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eSo . . . these books are the stories told by Perdita Whacknoodle. You've never read anything like it. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThis is Perdita's FIRST book, and it's packed with stories about her very odd, very large dog family-stories about her wacky uncles, aunts, cousins, grandpas, grandmas, and her dog mother. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBut most of Perdita's craziest, most exciting stories are about her father, an adventurous-and possibly lunatic-dog she calls \"Par.\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003ePar is rarely home at the farm. Instead, he's out having BIG adventures, creating chaos and excitement in cities and towns all over the country. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWherever Par goes, the police, sheriff, dog-catchers, and school principals are right behind him--trying their best to catch him. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eTo hear Perdita tell it, her scalawag father, Par, has AMAZING adventures. He steals a garbage truck, drives Farmer's tractor, tries again and again to perform on the school's stage, and quickly becomes the enemy of the pompous school principal, Mr. Wimpy. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003ePar first meets Mr. Wimpy at the school's big Thanksgiving pageant in this book. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAnd that's when their battles begin, and this first battle between Par and\u003cbr\u003eWimpy ends with . . . the Turkey Snatch of Doom! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eYou'll quickly see that when Par battles with Mr. Wimpy, it's always a night the town--and readers--will NEVER forget! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eDoes Your Dog Think Like Perdita Whacknoodle?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCould YOUR dog think like Perdita? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eDoes YOUR dog have a secret life like Perdita's? Is that possible? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWell . . . why not? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eCould YOUR dog have endless funny dog stories about his crazy family? Could YOUR dog steal an entire turkey right from the stage . . . in the middle of the big Thanksgiving pageant? Par did, and (if Perdita is telling the truth) he got away with it for a fine Thanksgiving feast. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e(Of course, Par had to eat fast since all the adults were looking for him. But Par invented the famous Snatch-and-Run technique, so quick chomps while running from the police is easy for him! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eOne thing is sure: when you read Perdita's books for kids, you'll never, ever look at dogs the same way again. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBecause, you've NEVER met a dog like Perdita! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIf you just scroll up the page and click the BUY NOW button, you can be laughing at Perdita Whacknoodle's odd ideas in about two minutes. And since this is the first book in Perdita's series, it's very inexpensive--but the laughs are worth a lot! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWhy not enjoy a few extra laughs this very day? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e(This book was originally titled The Thanksgiving Pageant of Doom.)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Nancy Sisk,Jim Gibson\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798583075089\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 12\/10\/2020\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 170\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.40lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 7.99h x 5.24w x 0.36d","brand":"Nancy Sisk","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":47760489840895,"sku":"9798583075089","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_af9c5a23-4c50-4a0c-8258-baeb256f9c4e.jpg?v=1765513656","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-turkey-snatch-of-doom-nancy-sisk-9798583075089","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}