{"product_id":"the-ultimate-counterterrorist-home-companion-zack-arnstein-9781595800251","title":"The Ultimate Counterterrorist Home Companion: Six Incapacitating Holds Involving a Spatula and Other Ways to Protect Your Family","description":"We all know how our government is fighting global terrorism, but what are you doing to help? Probably not much. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe Ultimate Counterterrorist Home Companion\u003c\/i\u003e can change that. It's the definitive guide to how you can be a soldier in the War on Terrorism without having to leave your kitchen. This illustrated manual will expertly train you and your entire family in: \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e- Spying on your neighbors\u003cbr\u003e- Turning common household objects into useful terror-fighting weapons\u003cbr\u003e- Baking your way to homeland security\u003cbr\u003e- Making your antiterrorism drills more kid friendly\u003cbr\u003e- Planting booby traps and land mines in your home and garden\u003cbr\u003e- Strategic mail-opening strategies\u003cbr\u003e- Making your own color-coded terrorism alert chart \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eFrom the moment you get up in the morning (at a different time every day to keep attackers off balance ) to your final closet and under-the-bed check at night, you'll want to keep \u003ci\u003eThe Ultimate Counterterrorist Home Companion\u003c\/i\u003e close at hand. (In fact, if you don't buy this book, you are acting in a suspicious manner, in our opinion )\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Zack Arnstein, Larry Arnstein\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1595800255\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781595800251\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Santa Monica Press\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 09\/01\/2007\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 168\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.45lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.38h x 5.54w x 0.36d","brand":"Zack Arnstein","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":46372423893247,"sku":"9781595800251","price":12.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_16842e2d-9a4a-4b00-b497-4593b988142f.jpg?v=1732725903","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-ultimate-counterterrorist-home-companion-zack-arnstein-9781595800251","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}