{"product_id":"the-unfortunate-decisions-of-dahlia-max-wirestone-9780316385985","title":"The Unfortunate Decisions of Dahlia Moss","description":"\u003cb\u003eVeronica Mars meets the World of Warcraft in \u003ci\u003eThe Unfortunate Decisions of Dahlia Moss\u003c\/i\u003e, a mystery romp with a most unexpected heroine.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIf it were up to me this book would be called Hilarious Things That Happened That Were Not At All Dahlia's Fault -- or HTTHTWNAADF, for short. \u003cbr\u003eOK, I \u003ci\u003eprobably\u003c\/i\u003e shouldn't have taken money from a mysterious eccentric to solve a theft, given that I'm not a detective, and that I am sometimes outwitted by puzzles in children's video games. I \u003ci\u003eprobably\u003c\/i\u003e shouldn't have stolen bags of trash from a potential murder suspect. Arguably -- \u003ci\u003ejust arguably, \u003c\/i\u003e mind you -- it may have been unwise to cos-play at an event where I was likely to be shot at. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBut sometimes you just have to take some chances, right? And maybe things do get a little unfortunate. What of it? If you ask me, an unfortunate decision here or there can change your life. In a positive way, just so long you don't killed in the process. Admittedly, that's the tricky bit.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Max Wirestone\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0316385980\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780316385985\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Redhook\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 02\/14\/2017\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 336\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.65lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.20h x 5.40w x 0.90d","brand":"Max Wirestone","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":43913710960895,"sku":"9780316385985","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/products\/img_4bb460be-4305-45c2-ab4b-d86d80024e64.jpg?v=1680621819","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-unfortunate-decisions-of-dahlia-max-wirestone-9780316385985","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}