{"product_id":"the-universal-checklist-of-human-craig-russell-9798187181087","title":"The Universal Checklist of Human Nonsense: 100 Highly Relatable Situations We Are All Guilty Of","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHOW MANY OF THESE ARE YOU GUILTY OF?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLet's face it: humans are not the highly evolved, rational creatures we pretend to be. We are easily startled toddlers with credit cards, high-speed internet, and zero discipline.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe Universal Checklist of Human Nonsense\u003c\/i\u003e is a hilarious, unapologetic mirror held up to the quiet, everyday disasters we all secretly share. Inside are 100 painfully relatable situations, complete with aggressively sarcastic punchlines, challenging you to keep score and find out where you land on the Scale of Human Chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAre you guilty of: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Infinite Loop: \u003c\/b\u003e Opening a social media app, getting bored, closing it, and immediately opening it again by pure muscle memory?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Produce Lie: \u003c\/b\u003e Watching bananas turn black because you are waiting for the \"perfect moment\" to bake bread that you know you're never going to make?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Grocery Bag Challenge: \u003c\/b\u003e Carrying fifteen heavy grocery bags in one agonizing trip because making \"two trips\" is a sign of weakness?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eGrab a pen, start marking off the pages, and prepare to feel deeply called out.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for fans of dry British humor, observational comedy, and anyone who needs a good laugh at their own expense. This is the ultimate gift book, coffee table addition, or bathroom reader for the modern, tech-addicted human.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Craig Russell\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798187181087\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 07\/13\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 116\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.27lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.24d","brand":"Craig Russell","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49174379659519,"sku":"9798187181087","price":10.7,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_d278917a-f3d2-41d4-977c-433ca0ba6f01.jpg?v=1788959385","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-universal-checklist-of-human-craig-russell-9798187181087","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}