{"product_id":"the-vain-curse-ryan-morgan-miller-9781685132323","title":"The Vain Curse: A Hardboiled Comedy Novel","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"\u003cem\u003eThe Vain Curse\u003c\/em\u003e, a unique, quirky, un-politically correct detective caper about an inept PI who is hired to find out who Carly Simon wrote the song '\u003cem\u003eYou're so Vain'\u003c\/em\u003e about, is consistently laugh out loud funny. Ryan Morgan Miller's writing is skilled, irreverent, and hilariously absurd. Five out of five stars.\" -Sasha Lauren, author of \u003cem\u003eThe Paris Predicament\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrivate detective Tracer Spence is being stalked by the song \"You're So Vain,\" hearing it every day for a year. When he's hired by a man with the same problem, Spence realizes that his case is connected to another that he's working on-that of a kidnapped sister.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn the process of solving both mysteries, Spence uncovers violent henchmen, a Mick Jagger doppelganger, and man-eating shadow creatures.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut even Spence's clients are hiding secrets. Secrets that will throw the private eye into a conspiracy of a mysterious organization hell-bent on keeping the origin of Carly Simon's song unknown. But these threats are only amplified by another: the fact that Tracer Spence is the worst private detective out there.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Ryan Morgan Miller\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1685132324\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781685132323\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Black Rose Writing\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 07\/13\/2023\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 262\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.86lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.59d","brand":"Ryan Morgan Miller","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44170074620159,"sku":"9781685132323","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_f62ff2cf-e2ec-4c31-8e2c-80167a8d2e2f.jpg?v=1689656649","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-vain-curse-ryan-morgan-miller-9781685132323","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}