{"product_id":"the-very-angry-caterwauler-d-trumple-thinskin-9781986969796","title":"The Very Angry Caterwauler: The Second Hundred Daze","description":"\u003cb\u003eHEALTH WARNING: \u003c\/b\u003e This parody may prove harmful for thin-skinned snowflakes, anyone inclined to irrational bouts of political correctness, Trump supporters, and crotchety old, white, Christian conservatives.\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eRiffing off of Eric Carle's beloved children's book classic, \u003ci\u003eThe Very Hungry Caterpillar\u003c\/i\u003e, D Trumple Thinskin's latest illustrated master-pastiche, The \u003ci\u003eVery Angry Caterwauler\u003c\/i\u003e, grabs childhood innocence by the short hairs as it shanghais us on a forced revisitation of the swamp gas over-inflated rise of the Neon Balloon \/ Golden Buffoon \/ Cheddar Baboon \/ Orange Goon. From immodest beginnings in an upscale Queen's townhouse, through a violent childhood and racist upbringing, to an audaciously nauseating candidacy, and finally to an inexplicable (some say illegitimate) election to the throne of the United States Presidency. Released on the eve of his 200th day in office, \u003ci\u003eThe Very Angry Caterwauler\u003c\/i\u003e is proving to be more biographically accurate than the liberal main stream media, more factually correct than alternative facts, and even more scorching than \u003ci\u003eFire and Fury\u003c\/i\u003e. Highly recommended with a warm glass of milk and the strongest narcotic legally available. The paperback also makes a great gag gift for that bleeding heart liberal, raving conservative, or alt-right white supremacist in your life. Also be sure to look for D. Trumple Thinskin's other titles, including \u003ci\u003eGoodnight Moron\u003c\/i\u003e, a brash bedtime nightmare - er, story - about Drumph's worst hundred daze - sorry, first hundred days - in office.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e D. Trumple Thinskin\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1986969797\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781986969796\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Createspace Independent Publishing Platform\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 03\/30\/2018\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 38\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.32lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 11.00h x 8.50w x 0.10d","brand":"D. Trumple Thinskin","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44829638263039,"sku":"9781986969796","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_9a9336a8-1fc6-419d-a454-9c1f80f54e3a.jpg?v=1708451286","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-very-angry-caterwauler-d-trumple-thinskin-9781986969796","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}