{"product_id":"the-wedding-chronicles-sean-rose-9798277568149","title":"The Wedding Chronicles","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eOne perfect wedding. One unholy disaster. One goat too many.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEmma dreamed of a fairytale wedding.\u003cbr\u003eKyle just wanted to make it through the day without crying or dying.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNeither of them got what they wanted.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom the moment the alarm fails to the final bleat of a goat in the bathtub, \u003ci\u003eThe Wedding Chronicles\u003c\/i\u003e follows one day of beautiful, catastrophic matrimony as Emma and Kyle fight off hangovers, family feuds, cake wars, and divine punishment disguised as love.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe flowers are dead.\u003cbr\u003eThe priest's drunk.\u003cbr\u003eThe best man's confessed to sleeping with someone's mom.\u003cbr\u003eAnd the goat? She's the only one holding it together.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBy sundown, there's frosting in the vents, tequila in the punch, and the newlyweds are holding onto their vows with profanity and pure survival instinct.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you've ever attended a wedding that went off the rails-or \u003ci\u003ebeen\u003c\/i\u003e the reason it did-this vulgar, fast-talking romantic comedy will make you feel a little better about your own life choices.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Sean Rose\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798277568149\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 12\/05\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 246\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.74lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.52d","brand":"Sean Rose","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49171135725823,"sku":"9798277568149","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-wedding-chronicles-sean-rose-9798277568149","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}