{"product_id":"the-wisdom-of-beasts-and-allen-pud-deters-9781629672571","title":"The Wisdom of Beasts and Boogeymen: Short Stories Written in Rhyme","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"...punctuated by broad humor and a healthy sense of the absurd.\" Kirkus\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe thunderous roar of beasts \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOnce made them supreme on earth!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut as modern noise increased, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRoars aren't what they used to be worth.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow \u003cem\u003ehumans\u003c\/em\u003e rule the Universe!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe've knocked the beasts down a peg.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYeah, it looks pretty good in verse, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut a dog will still whiz on your leg.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThat's to remind the human race, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd ponder while your pant leg is oozing, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThere still is no safe space.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYour pets will think that's amusing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Allen (Pud) Deters\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1629672572\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781629672571\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Wise Media Group\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 06\/01\/2023\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 148\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.68lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 10.00h x 8.00w x 0.32d","brand":"Allen (Pud) Deters","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48850381209855,"sku":"9781629672571","price":10.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-wisdom-of-beasts-and-allen-pud-deters-9781629672571","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}