{"product_id":"the-worlds-funniest-bathroom-graffiti-c-j-phillips-9781541141407","title":"The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti: All Volumes, The Raunchy Stuff and Bonus Books","description":"It's my pleasure to present the funniest graffiti from literally hundreds of the world's bathroom walls. Hello, my name is C. J. Phillips and I've been a professional graffiti hunter for roughly 40 years. A movie script has been written about this book  \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e This immense funny bathroom graffiti collection includes the raunchier stuff and bonus sex education books on women's PS-spot, U-spot and A-spot. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Being a graffiti hunter isn't for everyone. In pursuit of the world's funniest bathroom graffiti, I've been verbally reprimanded by psychotic custodians and even locked in a bathroom, supposedly by accident. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThere's over a thousand lines of funny bathroom graffiti in this book, here's some of them: \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eHEY VIRGINS, THANKS FOR NOTHING  \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWhy write jokes on the wall when you're holding one in your hand? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWhat's white and crawls up your leg? Homing sperm. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003ePAUL REVERE WAS NEUROTIC. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003ePolygamy is having more wives than you need. Monogamy is the same. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eDo and you shall be - Sartre\u003cbr\u003eBe and you shall do - Camus\u003cbr\u003eDo be do be do - Sinatra \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eHaving trouble sleeping? Take accounting. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eA friend in need is a pest, get rid of him - But a friend with weed is a friend indeed. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e C. J. Phillips\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1541141407\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781541141407\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Createspace Independent Publishing Platform\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 12\/14\/2016\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 170\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.52lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.36d","brand":"C. J. Phillips","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":46136062411007,"sku":"9781541141407","price":12.2,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_3099e219-f62a-46cd-83ac-0d6d46900371.jpg?v=1726415571","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-worlds-funniest-bathroom-graffiti-c-j-phillips-9781541141407","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}