{"product_id":"the-worst-new-years-book-joey-acker-9781951046576","title":"The Worst New Year's Book in the Whole Entire World","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWARNING: \u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eThis \u003cem\u003eis\u003c\/em\u003e the Worst New Year's Book in the Whole Entire World.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNew Year's is supposed to be about celebrations, cheers, midnight magic, and new beginnings, right?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eWrong.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNameless the Rock does NOT like New Year's.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e He doesn't like countdowns.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e He doesn't like loud noises.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e And he definitely doesn't like being trapped in another holiday book.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThere's a talking clock wearing a top hat.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThere are party hats that no one looks good in.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJerry Pumpkins brought \"snacks\" that are absolutely not snacks.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnd the countdown keeps getting louder... even when Nameless tries to escape the book.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll he wants is a quiet evening.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Maybe one moment of peace.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e But this is New Year's... and things are only getting louder by the page.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e - Ages 3-7\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e - Preschool through 3rd grade\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e - New Year's Eve read-alouds\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e - Classroom countdown fun\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e - Fans of The Worst Winter Book and The Worst Elf Book\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e - Anyone who knows resolutions rarely last past breakfast\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Worst New Year's Book in the Whole Entire World\u003c\/strong\u003e is part of the Entire World Books series-a disastrously funny collection starring Nameless the Rock, who keeps getting pulled into books he definitely didn't sign up for.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Joey Acker\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1951046579\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781951046576\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Joey and Melanie Acker\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 12\/08\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 42\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Hardcover\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.73lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 8.50w x 0.25d","brand":"Joey Acker","offers":[{"title":"Hardcover","offer_id":48014412251391,"sku":"9781951046576","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_aec5968d-f104-4637-b147-612fffabe48a.jpg?v=1767748254","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-worst-new-years-book-joey-acker-9781951046576","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}