{"product_id":"the-year-i-worked-at-lloyd-anderson-9798316813605","title":"The Year I Worked at Dreadwood: Notices From Dreadwood Properties","description":"\u003ci\u003e\"We hope this message finds you well. We are writing to address the recent and understandably distressing reports concerning an uninvited individual who has been entering residential units without consent and, in some cases, reportedly engaging in physical contact of a highly inappropriate nature-namely, biting the necks of tenants and, in several accounts, consuming their blood.\"\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eSo begins \u003ci\u003eThe Year I Worked at Dreadwood\u003c\/i\u003e, a collection of formal tenant notices that spiral from deadpan absurdity into full-blown cosmic horror. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eProperty management is never easy-but at Dreadwood, it's a waking fever dream. From werewolves in the laundry room to portals in the closet to emotional support Chupacabras in the lobby, one overworked property manager must keep things calm, keep the letters professional, and somehow keep a straight face. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWhat unfolds is a deadpan chronicle of cryptids, cursed objects, interdimensional mishaps, and corporate protocol under impossible pressure. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eTold entirely through official building notices, this genre-defying collection blends horror, comedy, and absurd bureaucracy into something wholly uncanny-a Kafkaesque sitcom written during a full moon. Think \u003ci\u003eThe Office\u003c\/i\u003e meets \u003ci\u003eThe Twilight Zone\u003c\/i\u003e, told in the dry, epistolary style of \u003ci\u003eThe Screwtape Letters\u003c\/i\u003e. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWhether you're a tenant, a property manager, or something stranger, \u003ci\u003eThe Year I Worked at Dreadwood\u003c\/i\u003e is here to remind you: \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWhatever's haunting your unit-\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eManagement is working on a solution.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eLloyd Anderson\u003cbr\u003eFormer Property Manager, Dreadwood Properties\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Lloyd Anderson\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798316813605\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 05\/05\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 124\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.33lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.26d","brand":"Lloyd Anderson","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48851204636927,"sku":"9798316813605","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-year-i-worked-at-lloyd-anderson-9798316813605","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}