{"product_id":"then-tweets-my-soul-david-regier-9781944503802","title":"Then Tweets My Soul: The Best of the Church Curmudgeon","description":"\"It used to be that the pastor's wife was huge and the sanctuary was smokin' hot.\" So observes the Church Curmudgeon (@ChrchCurmudgeon), the Internet's most infamous purveyor of fine vintage Christian whines. With more than nine thousand tweets and ninety thousand followers (so far), he's proven himself a stalwart of holy hilarity for all the people who know \"it ain't the way it used to be, I'll tell you that.\" This poetic collection of the Curmudgeon's best 140-character compositions will make you ROFL as you recognize the regular cast of churchy characters, including the worship leader, the usher team, and maybe even yourself. A few more from the book to whet your appetite: Q: How many Baptists does it take to change a light bulb in the sanctuary? A: They can't. That would involve raising their hands in church. Jesus saved my soul. Peter's vision saved my bacon. He's so Methodist, he goes to Sprinklin' Donuts.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e David Regier\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1944503803\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781944503802\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Canon Press\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 11\/01\/2016\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 122\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.30lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 6.90h x 4.80w x 0.40d","brand":"David Regier","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44047534194943,"sku":"9781944503802","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_ae44d43a-3612-4abd-892f-47603a2388ba.jpg?v=1684990763","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/then-tweets-my-soul-david-regier-9781944503802","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}