{"product_id":"things-boys-pee-on-kw-hoffman-9798312565683","title":"Things Boys Pee On","description":"\u003cp\u003eHave you ever wondered why, despite thousands of years of human evolution, males of all ages still struggle to pee in the right place? \u003ci\u003eThings Boys Pee On\u003c\/i\u003e is the hilarious, eye-opening, and slightly horrifying deep dive into the universal truth that when given the chance, men will pee on literally everything. From toilets (often missed) to trees (a classic), from unsuspecting fire hydrants to poorly placed carpet, this book explores the wild and unpredictable world of misguided male urination.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePacked with laugh-out-loud stories, cringe-worthy misfires, and scientific-ish explanations of poor aim, this book answers all the questions you never asked, like: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhy is hitting the toilet apparently optional?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat compels males to mark their territory like golden retrievers?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eIs peeing off the porch an instinct or an art form?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eCan the pool ever truly be trusted?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eIs there any object \u003ci\u003esafe\u003c\/i\u003e from becoming an impromptu urinal?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for parents of boys, long-suffering spouses, or anyone who has ever had to clean up after a \"near miss,\" \u003ci\u003eThings Boys Pee On\u003c\/i\u003e is a must-read for anyone with a sense of humor and a strong stomach. Whether you're looking to laugh, reminisce, or finally understand the science behind splashback, this book is your ultimate guide to the world's messiest mystery.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWarning: \u003c\/b\u003e Reading this book may cause uncontrollable laughter, mild PTSD from childhood memories, and a sudden urge to deep-clean your bathroom.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePraise for \u003c\/b\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eThings Boys Pee On: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"A modern classic. This book made me laugh so hard, I nearly created my own splash zone.\"\u003c\/b\u003e - \u003ci\u003eChuck Tinkleman, Bathroom Enthusiast\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"Equal parts hilarious and horrifying, this book finally answers the question: why do men pee on literally everything?\"\u003c\/b\u003e - \u003ci\u003eDr. Patricia Streamwell, PhD in Unfortunate Fluid Dynamics\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"An eye-opening (and sometimes nose-wrinkling) deep dive into the world of misguided urination. Read at your own risk.\"\u003c\/b\u003e - \u003ci\u003eHank Dribbleson, Author of\u003c\/i\u003e \u003ci\u003eOops, I Missed Again\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Kw Hoffman\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798312565683\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 04\/01\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 64\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.22lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.13d","brand":"Kw Hoffman","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49083407237375,"sku":"9798312565683","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/things-boys-pee-on-kw-hoffman-9798312565683","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}