{"product_id":"this-birthday-will-suck-violet-jade-9798584458423","title":"This Birthday Will Suck!: So let's reflect on all the ways birthdays suck every year","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eLet's face it. If your birthday is happening right now, it's going to suck. That's just a fact. However, that doesn't mean it can't still be a special day.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis book uses a humorous verse, similar to that you might find in a traditional birthday card, to communicate a message of how this can still be a memorable birthday if we see if from the right perspective.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis book is very playful, making fun of how unpleasant birthdays can be during normal times, and presents some humorous ideas for how a person might celebrate their birthday during quarantine.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eUsing vintage photos, humor, and loving message, this book conveys an unforgettable Happy Birthday message.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis book is especially helpful for those unable to be with their families this year, allowing them to send a special message, celebrating good memories and gratitude, all from a safe distance.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Violet Jade\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798584458423\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 12\/20\/2020\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 74\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.18lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 7.99h x 5.00w x 0.15d","brand":"Violet Jade","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49168035938559,"sku":"9798584458423","price":7.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/this-birthday-will-suck-violet-jade-9798584458423","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}