{"product_id":"this-is-not-a-christmas-jory-john-9780374394011","title":"This Is Not a Christmas Book* (*This Is a Book about Rocks)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA funny and fresh holiday picture book from \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e#1 \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e-bestselling author Jory John and award-winning illustrator Pierre Collet-Derby\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e starring a rock-loving lizard who has no interest in being the hero of a Christmas story.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThis is NOT a Christmas book.\u003cbr\u003eJust so you know.\u003cbr\u003eJust so we're clear. \u003cbr\u003eThis is a book about rocks. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBut . . . wait. Hold on. Why is there an elf behind that piece of granite over there? And what are those reindeer doing? And who's this guy with a twinkle in his eye? Santa?! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eMaybe this isn't a book about rocks after all.\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWill a very serious, rock-loving lizard be able to find his holiday spirit? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThis laugh-out-loud picture book will bring some extra sparkle (and giggles) to the most wonderful time of the year.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Jory John\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0374394016\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780374394011\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Farrar, Straus and Giroux (Byr)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 09\/01\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 40\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Hardcover\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 1.00lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 11.00w x 1.00d","brand":"Jory John","offers":[{"title":"Hardcover","offer_id":47965698425087,"sku":"9780374394011","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_334a7da0-ff0c-4467-8a76-37c450318ccd.jpg?v=1767284189","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/this-is-not-a-christmas-jory-john-9780374394011","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}