{"product_id":"this-is-not-a-horror-sara-dobie-bauer-9798727920145","title":"This is Not a Horror Movie","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eEmory Jones loves two things: horror movies and Connor Nichols.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eFor the past four years, Emory, Connor, and their families have vacationed side by side on Longboat Key, Florida. Eighteen-year-old Emory has pined for his neighbor from behind the covers of Stephen King books, but college boy Connor has never noticed him. Probably because Emory looks like Jack Skellington with good hair. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eEmory anticipates another predictable summer of sunburn and disappointment. Instead, he ends up with a mystery on his hands when a beloved beach bum goes missing, and Connor volunteers to help with the search. Turns out it's not just scary movie cops who are worthless, so the boys start an investigation of their own-leading them straight to an abandoned beach resort. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eDespite the danger, Emory and Connor grow closer, but as Emory's gay dreams start coming true, so do the horror movie tropes he so loves. Even though he knows that sex equals death in slasher flicks, Emory can't keep his hands off the guy of his teenage dreams. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cem\u003eThis is Not a Horror Movie is a 78,000-word new adult gay rom-com... with a monster. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\"In \u003cem\u003eThis Is Not a Horror Movie\u003c\/em\u003e, you have two highly engaging characters and a mysterious and funny horror story that simply oozes summertime spirit.\" - bestselling author Lily Morton\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Sara Dobie Bauer\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 8727920143\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798727920145\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 05\/09\/2021\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 282\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.68lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.64d","brand":"Sara Dobie Bauer","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":43990503719167,"sku":"9798727920145","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_12e8ee35-ec9f-4e19-a3fc-b9163646e67a.jpg?v=1683305052","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/this-is-not-a-horror-sara-dobie-bauer-9798727920145","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}