{"product_id":"threats-bribes-and-chaos-k-l-reid-9798998534812","title":"Threats, Bribes, and Chaos","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeel like you're surviving parenthood on threats, bribes, and sheer chaos?\u003c\/strong\u003e Welcome to Threats, Bribes, and Chaos: The Tired-Ass Parent's No Bullshit Guide to Modern Parenting, the brutally honest guide for parents who are done pretending.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eForget the perfect-parent fantasy. This flagrant short form book is for the exhausted, overwhelmed, and under-caffeinated parents who know that sometimes survival means bribing your kid to eat something green or delivering a well-timed threat to get five minutes of peace.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat You'll Learn (Probably While Hiding in the Bathroom): \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHow to negotiate with tiny terrorists (also known as toddlers)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhy bribes and threats aren't so bad when used strategically\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHow to balance the chaos with actual tips on early childhood development (yes, that's in here too)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe fine art of parenting with sarcasm and a questionable amount of caffeine or wine\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for parents who: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAre tired of \"expert advice\" that makes them feel like failures\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNeed a parenting guide as real and messy as their life\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt won't make your kids perfect or prevent you from stepping on that Lego at 3 a.m., but at least you'll be laughing while they drive you crazy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e K. L. Reid\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798998534812\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Kids Are Terrorists\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 04\/14\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 100\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.24lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.21d","brand":"K. L. Reid","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48852439859455,"sku":"9798998534812","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/threats-bribes-and-chaos-k-l-reid-9798998534812","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}