{"product_id":"time-burrito-5-aaron-frale-9798316671533","title":"Time Burrito 5: The Fifth Book!","description":"A Steamer Duck is back for more mayhem. The Church of David acolyte comes with a dire warning. Even Clara 543k, who once tried to murder the universe, escapes her prison outside of time and space. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThe entirety of existence is collapsing. Luckily, the multiverse has Clara, Pete, Unk, and Misako. Cut to awesome trailer cinematics: \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eMisako craters the ground when she lands with a cool pose. Clara runs through a bombed-out WWII city dressed as a nurse. Pete, covered in flour, struggles in the kitchen, near death. Unk, in disco whites, roller skates up to a mob boss. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAnnouncer: \u003ci\u003eTime Burrito 5\u003c\/i\u003e: The Fifth Book! Come on...are you serious? They already know it's the fifth one! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAuthor: Just keep reading. It'll be cool. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAnnouncer: \u003ci\u003eTime Burrito 5\u003c\/i\u003e: The Fifth Book! Coming to an eReader near you after you hit that purchase button.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Aaron Frale\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798316671533\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 05\/20\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 290\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.78lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.72d","brand":"Aaron Frale","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":50920730591487,"sku":"9798316671533","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/time-burrito-5-aaron-frale-9798316671533","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}