{"product_id":"to-my-first-and-last-j-s-cooper-9798650223160","title":"To My First And Last One Night Stand","description":"To Marco (No, I'm not going to add Polo), Last night was a mistake. A big mistake. Or should I say small? I don't want to hurt your ego. I should have listened to your sister. You're insufferable and rude and far too cocky.Don't worry. I won't be telling anyone what happened because as far as I'm concerned it never did. Please stop calling me. I do not need to come and collect my bra from you. Or the t-shirt you lent me to sleep in when I got cold. And no, that one act doesn't make you a gentleman. Far from it.Also, I do not need to have your smell near me to fall asleep. In fact, your shirt does the opposite. It gives me nightmares.MillieP.S. No, I do not want a repeat of last night at my office. I don't care if that's your fantasy or not. Stop texting me your fantasies, by the way.P.P.S. The texts I sent you this morning were drunk texts. I was still hungover. Do not construe them as anything else.P.P.P.S. Could you have given me any more love bites? There was no need to \"mark your territory\" because I am not yours!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e J. S. Cooper\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 8650223168\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798650223160\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 06\/01\/2020\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 228\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.51lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.48d","brand":"J. S. Cooper","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44616763801855,"sku":"9798650223160","price":13.24,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_5f2b5f9f-94be-4bc1-8c4c-226e2f62a44f.jpg?v=1703022183","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/to-my-first-and-last-j-s-cooper-9798650223160","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}