{"product_id":"to-pee-or-not-to-willem-shakesbeer-9798259031616","title":"To Pee or Not to Pee: A Gentleman's Inquiry into Ale, Urgency, and the Human Condition","description":"Every man believes he has time. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eTime for one more pint.\u003cbr\u003eTime to hold his place at the bar.\u003cbr\u003eTime to finish the story.\u003cbr\u003eTime to make it to the gents with honour intact. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eHe is usually wrong. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eTo Pee or Not to Pee is an illustrated comic inquiry into the ancient laws of pub life: the first pint, the fraudulent stout, the sacred geometry of urinal spacing, the treachery of friends, and the tragic moment when confidence meets bladder. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWritten in the grand tradition of mock-serious British humour, this gift edition treats beer, urgency, masculinity, and bad timing with the solemnity they absolutely do not deserve. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003ePart philosophy. Part pub guide. Part warning label. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eA book for anyone who has ever ordered another round against the advice of his own body.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Willem Shakesbeer\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798259031616\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 04\/27\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 76\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.25lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.16d","brand":"Willem Shakesbeer","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49172992229631,"sku":"9798259031616","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/to-pee-or-not-to-willem-shakesbeer-9798259031616","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}