{"product_id":"toilet-paper-crisis-johnny-welsh-9780996307826","title":"Toilet Paper Crisis: Wipe Away Those Fears","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eYou know what they say, don't you?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA happy wipe, is a happy life!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRemember that one time...we had empty shelves of toilet paper? That's what inspired this hilarious \"think tank\" material.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn this book, you will: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLaugh your way through ideas to soothe and satisfy your deepest concerns. \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLearn the meaning of a clean getaway.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDiscover twenty innovative ways to care for yourself from the bottom up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAs an added bonus, you'll find a very practical way to wipe in the last twenty pages.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eBe the big hitter on the shitter and get your copy today!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Johnny Welsh\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0996307826\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780996307826\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Peak 1 Publishing, LLC\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 03\/18\/2020\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 74\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.18lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 7.81h x 5.06w x 0.15d","brand":"Johnny Welsh","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49082627883263,"sku":"9780996307826","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/toilet-paper-crisis-johnny-welsh-9780996307826","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}