{"product_id":"toilet-talk-dreambright-publishing-9798316678860","title":"Toilet Talk: A Ridiculously Funny Bathroom Book for the Relief Room","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eLaugh while you go. Wipe while you giggle.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eToilet Talk\u003c\/i\u003e is the ultimate sit-down, stand-up comedy book for the bathroom reader who's not afraid to crack a smile where it counts. Whether you're hiding from your kids, escaping awkward small talk, or just enjoying some private porcelain time, this book has your back(side).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInside these pages, you'll find: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne-liners that hit harder than last night's burrito\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eHaikus with more depth than your toilet bowl\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eBathroom trivia you'll wish you didn't know\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eRidiculously fake bathroom ads\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eTrue(ish) tales from the stall\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eConfessions, awards, graffiti, and even international poop slang\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's the perfect gift for: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnyone who spends \u003ci\u003eway\u003c\/i\u003e too much time in the bathroom\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhite elephant parties\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eFriends who laugh at words like \"plop\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eCoworkers with suspiciously long restroom breaks\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eIllustrated in a fun, cartoon style and packed with humor from beginning to end, \u003ci\u003eToilet Talk\u003c\/i\u003e is everything your bathroom reading material should be: funny, weirdly insightful, and just the right length for a good sit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWarning: May cause uncontrollable laughter, leg numbness, and deep questions about public restroom etiquette. Use responsibly.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSUGGESTED CATEGORIES: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eHumor \/ Topic \/ Adult\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eHumor \/ Form \/ Puns \u0026amp; Wordplay\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eHumor \/ General\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eGift Books \/ Bathroom Reading\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eKEYWORDS (KDP Search Tags): \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003efunny bathroom book\u003cbr\u003etoilet humor\u003cbr\u003egift book for men\u003cbr\u003egag gift book\u003cbr\u003epoop jokes\u003cbr\u003efunny adult book\u003cbr\u003efunny toilet paper book\u003cbr\u003ewhite elephant gift\u003cbr\u003ebathroom reader\u003cbr\u003efunny book for bathroom\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAUTHOR BIO (for KDP \"About the Author\" section): \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eC. Sardz\u003c\/b\u003e is a humorist, storyteller, and full-time porcelain philosopher. Fueled by coffee, creativity, and questionable burritos, C. Sardz set out to create a book for the place where all great thoughts-and weird sounds-happen: the bathroom. \u003ci\u003eToilet Talk\u003c\/i\u003e is their way of flushing stress down the drain one laugh at a time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Dreambright Publishing,C. Sardz\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798316678860\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 04\/03\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 104\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.24lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.22d","brand":"Dreambright Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48446795940095,"sku":"9798316678860","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_42fec17c-1a14-4a6a-8c16-cd1702d1da37.jpg?v=1777226788","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/toilet-talk-dreambright-publishing-9798316678860","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}