{"product_id":"toilet-tinkers-thomas-andrew-thacker-9798336509342","title":"Toilet Tinkers: Poems for the Throne: A Collection of Light Laughs and Deep Thoughts for Bathroom Breaks","description":"\u003cp\u003eStep aside, smartphones and shampoo bottles! \u003ci\u003eToilet Tinkers: Poems for the Throne\u003c\/i\u003e is here to elevate your bathroom breaks to a whole new level. Whether you're seeking a chuckle, a moment of contemplation, or simply something better to do than scroll mindlessly, this quirky collection of 50 poems is the perfect bathroom companion.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDesigned to be light-hearted and fun, these bite-sized poems are easy to read in one sitting (or should we say, one \"session\"). From musings on the humble toilet paper roll to deeper reflections on life's mysteries, \u003ci\u003eToilet Tinkers\u003c\/i\u003e is packed with clever wordplay, relatable bathroom moments, and the occasional sprinkle of wisdom. Perfect for everyone who's ever found themselves wondering why they've been reading the back of a shampoo bottle for the tenth time this week.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether you're a king or queen of the porcelain throne, or simply in need of a quick escape from the chaos of the day, this book is for you. A little humour, a little insight, and a lot of bathroom time well-spent.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFlush away the boredom and make your next trip to the loo a literary adventure!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect as a gift or for anyone looking to take a break from their phone, \u003ci\u003eToilet Tinkers\u003c\/i\u003e is guaranteed to leave you smiling long after you've left the bathroom.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Thomas Andrew Thacker\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798336509342\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 08\/22\/2024\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 52\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.18lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.11d","brand":"Thomas Andrew Thacker","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48851320111359,"sku":"9798336509342","price":6.55,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/toilet-tinkers-thomas-andrew-thacker-9798336509342","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}