{"product_id":"tommys-deflated-balls-arrow-rivendell-9781523318827","title":"Tommy's Deflated Balls: A Novella of New England Football Comedic Erotica","description":"\u003cp\u003eLike most New England Patriots fans, Tommy has a problem: his balls. They are deflated. What is he to do with his deflated balls, and how can his hero, Tom Brady, help?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWARNING: EXPLICIT MATERIAL \u003c\/strong\u003e not intended for children under the age of eighteen, persons who take themselves too seriously, and New England Patriots fans.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eABOUT THE AUTHOR: \u003c\/strong\u003eArrow Rivendell was an early adopter of ecstasy, according to Arrow's kindergarten class. Don't do drugs kids, or you'll end up writing New England Football Comedic Erotica too (and possibly Dino Porn).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Arrow Rivendell\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1523318821\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781523318827\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Createspace Independent Publishing Platform\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 01\/12\/2016\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 52\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.13lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.11d","brand":"Arrow Rivendell","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48459258003711,"sku":"9781523318827","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_7f8c7b09-5932-4399-a02a-b9aeedebe9fe.jpg?v=1777408868","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/tommys-deflated-balls-arrow-rivendell-9781523318827","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}