{"product_id":"too-old-to-be-a-elissa-eaton-9780615440217","title":"Too Old to be a Hooker, Too Young to be a Madam","description":"A novel inspired by true events is a racy fantasia. It's a vivid portrait of April Moon, the charismatic Jewish American temptress born and bred in Beverly Hills, seduced by the lure of Laurel Canyon. Join the original flower child and her extra wannabe starlet party princesses on their journey of dangerous liaisons with the bold, the buffed and the beautiful. Antonio, the cross-dressing, Eurotrash mambo king from Madrid, a combination of a stallion and a pit bull; Diva Boy, an outrageous disco dolly; her certifiable rich mother; Christopher, the eccentric artistic director perv whose family tree is soaked in gin; Lust, a bizarre porn star and a jock named Patrick, hot, hung, eye candy from Orange County. You'll share April's bizarre adventures as a stunt girl, her experiences inside of a trendy drug and alcohol rehab center in Malibu, a psyche ward, and a Mexican jail. After a startling revelation April Moon emerges from her cocoon of multifaceted personalities bursting upon the literary scene. Can she reinvent herself one last time?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Elissa Eaton\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0615440215\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780615440217\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Oral Canyon International Publications\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 06\/28\/2011\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 400\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 1.02lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.82d","brand":"Elissa Eaton","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44302072283391,"sku":"9780615440217","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_6d2c4373-dab6-4965-99ae-0d448b704bee.jpg?v=1695159358","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/too-old-to-be-a-elissa-eaton-9780615440217","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}