{"product_id":"true-idiot-stories-to-read-poop-press-9798279279197","title":"True Idiot Stories to Read While You Poop: Dumb Decisions, Bathroom Fails \u0026 Fun Facts: A Funny Bathroom Reading Gift for Adults Who Love Humor, Odditi","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eLooking for something to read in the bathroom that isn't boring, motivational, or trying to change your life?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eTrue Idiot Stories to Read While You Poop\u003c\/b\u003e is a humor book made for one specific moment: when you're sitting on the toilet and need something funny, stupid, and easy to read.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis book is a collection of \u003cb\u003etrue stories, real events, dumb decisions, and absurd human behavior\u003c\/b\u003e that will make you laugh, cringe, and seriously question humanity.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo long chapters.\u003cbr\u003eNo thinking required.\u003cbr\u003eNo personal growth.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEach story is short, ridiculous, and perfect for quick bathroom reading. You can open the book at any page, read for a minute, laugh, and move on with your life.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhat makes this book different?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll stories are based on real, unbelievable events\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShort, easy-to-read content made for bathroom breaks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDark humor, absurd situations, and human stupidity\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRandom facts and useless knowledge mixed in for extra chaos\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo lessons, no motivation, no fake positivity\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis book is perfect if you enjoy: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBathroom humor books for adults\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny true stories and real-life fails\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGag gifts that actually get read\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOdd facts, useless knowledge, and absurd trivia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShort reads you can pick up anytime\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhether you're buying this for yourself or as a gag gift, \u003c\/b\u003e this book delivers exactly what it promises: \u003cb\u003eentertainment in the bathroom.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e⚠️ Warning: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou may laugh out loud.\u003cbr\u003eYou may stay longer than planned.\u003cbr\u003eYou may lose faith in humanity.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis is not a self-help book.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis is a humor book for adults who enjoy watching humans make terrible decisions.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Poop Press\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798279279197\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 12\/21\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 92\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.30lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.19d","brand":"Poop Press","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48588401508607,"sku":"9798279279197","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/true-idiot-stories-to-read-poop-press-9798279279197","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}