{"product_id":"trump-20-dick-shamely-9798307445143","title":"Trump 2.0: The Democrat's Guide to Survival","description":"\u003cb\u003eAre you ready for the greatest, most tremendous book of all time?\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eFrom the dawn of \u003ci\u003eCovfefe\u003c\/i\u003e to the golden glow of \u003ci\u003eDiet Coke diplomacy, \u003c\/i\u003e this laugh-out-loud survival guide is your ultimate toolkit for thriving (or at least meme-ing) through a second Trump presidency. Packed with zany humor, fake-but-plausible news, and an entire MAGA Olympics worth of absurdity, this book doesn't just break the mold-it builds a gold-plated, tweet-ready wall around it. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eExplore Trump-inspired game nights, decipher the mysteries of MAGA astrology (\u003ci\u003eWhat's your sign? Golden Bull?\u003c\/i\u003e), and dive into the secret history of \u003ci\u003eCovfefe, \u003c\/i\u003e the internet's most misunderstood typo. Whether you're dodging alternative facts, hosting karaoke with the Stable Geniuses, or making peace with the eternal question, \u003ci\u003e\"What even IS fake news?\"\u003c\/i\u003e-this book will leave you laughing so hard, you might actually forget the chaos. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eWarning: \u003c\/b\u003e May contain ridiculous horoscopes, golden toilets, and unauthorized time travel. Side effects include spontaneous tweeting, meme creation, and extreme self-confidence.\u003cbr\u003eRemember, this book isn't serious-because life doesn't have to be either. Laugh with us, because humor may just be the best way to survive \u003ci\u003eanything.\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eRead it. Embrace it. Covfefe it.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Dick Shamely\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798307445143\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 01\/14\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 142\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.44lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.30d","brand":"Dick Shamely","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":46962764775679,"sku":"9798307445143","price":7.89,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_11133856-8871-4c84-9dc1-2c6a7186434c.jpg?v=1750652461","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/trump-20-dick-shamely-9798307445143","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}