{"product_id":"try-the-veal-phil-wells-9780595407767","title":"Try the Veal","description":"There's only so much abuse a young genius can take before he starts writing about the world around him. That genius is Phil Wells. In this collection of essays, plays, and poems, we see the product of an imagination warped by cartoons, fuelled by caffeine, and destroyed by mindless labor. \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhat's Paris Hilton's worst nightmare? \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHow can you prevent an infestation of Catholic monks in your home? \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhat's so great about North Bergen, NJ?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e The answers are in this book.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Phil Wells\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0595407765\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780595407767\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e iUniverse\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 08\/11\/2006\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 120\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.41lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.28d","brand":"Phil Wells","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49096688107775,"sku":"9780595407767","price":10.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/try-the-veal-phil-wells-9780595407767","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}