{"product_id":"turnip-juice-satisfaction-d-m-sykes-9781492340379","title":"Turnip Juice \u0026 Satisfaction: Quite a Few Extraordinary Ways of Looking at Ordinary Things","description":"\u003cp\u003eHave you ever heard of liar alarms, reMorse Code, or flaccid flagpoles? How about gymnauseum, apostrophe police, Bad Mother's Day, or the joys of spitting into the wind?\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eWell, then, get ready! These and nearly six hundred more revelations are all right here in this hilarious and thought-provoking odyssey behind the facades of the ordinary people and their not-so-ordinary secrets that we all encounter every day. And the best part is that all these insights are not only original, but are also indisputably \u003ci\u003etrue\u003c\/i\u003e, as you will surely see for yourself. With its X-ray wit, its shameless irreverence, and its bareknuckle humor, \u003ci\u003eTurnip Juice \u0026amp; Satisfaction\u003c\/i\u003e is nothing less than a superbly entertaining oracle of the ordinary!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e D. M. Sykes\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1492340375\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781492340379\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Createspace Independent Publishing Platform\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 04\/15\/2014\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 304\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.78lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.51w x 0.64d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eReview Citation(s): \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eKirkus Reviews\u003c\/i\u003e 01\/01\/0001\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eKirkus Reviews\u003c\/i\u003e 07\/01\/2014","brand":"D. M. Sykes","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48458839195903,"sku":"9781492340379","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_4b23b8c9-9768-4234-96f5-007fa8a69de3.jpg?v=1777406939","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/turnip-juice-satisfaction-d-m-sykes-9781492340379","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}