{"product_id":"two-mugs-a-brew-and-matt-allcock-9781067611507","title":"Two Mugs, A Brew, And Some Geese","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhen the geese came for the bread, humanity didn't stand a chance. When mutated geese came for the planet, Colin and Margaret did what any sensible Brits would do: they put the kettle on.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow, armed with a couple of thermoses, one suspiciously indestructible potato salad, and the sheer power of mild irritation, they find themselves dragged from a quiet park bench in York to the farthest reaches of the cosmos.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAlongside Geoffrey, a goose of uncommon arrogance and surprising political influence, they must face hostile alien waterfowl, interdimensional honking, a teapot the size of Yorkshire, and the most terrifying enemy of all: a cliffhanger that might never be resolved tidily.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCan the universe be saved with a hot brew and a spatula?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePossibly.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWill Margaret ever eat Colin's potato salad?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely not.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAn absurd tale of tea, geese, and the kind of understated British stubbornness that just might hold reality together.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Matt Allcock\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1067611509\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781067611507\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Matt Allcock\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 03\/13\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 290\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Hardcover\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 1.53lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.94d","brand":"Matt Allcock","offers":[{"title":"Hardcover","offer_id":50665495625983,"sku":"9781067611507","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_f04d6c1e-e476-40e9-a7ae-2f1b31468d13.jpg?v=1792012267","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/two-mugs-a-brew-and-matt-allcock-9781067611507","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}