{"product_id":"uncomfortable-shorts-frank-j-edler-9798505327487","title":"Uncomfortable Shorts","description":"Uncomfortable Shorts is a collection of eight irreverent, irregular and irrational short stories. Try on these ill fitting tales that squeeze into horror, cosmic, comic and corny niches. One size fits none. No refunds. No exchanges. No exceptions.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ci\u003ePork Roll, Egg \u0026amp; Sleaze: \u003c\/i\u003eA group of urban explorers find themselves on an adventure that turns into a horror movie.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ci\u003eMy Date with the (Non)Word, Ans\u003c\/i\u003e: An unlikely relationship with an autocorrected word.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ci\u003eEat Sh*t and Die\u003c\/i\u003e: An over-the-top tale of cosmic horror in a quiet New England town.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ci\u003eYou Can Catch More Flies with Honey\u003c\/i\u003e: There's more than one way to catch a fly. But which way is best?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ci\u003eThere's a Frenchman in My Mayonnaise\u003c\/i\u003e: A quirky tale of a hangry man who's attempt to make a sandwich sidetracks his entire life.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ci\u003eConrad Lubbox is Out To Get Me You Stupid Idiot\u003c\/i\u003e: You sure have a lot of questions about why I let Conrad Lubbox's dog outside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ci\u003eDick Sick\u003c\/i\u003e: Preston isn't feeling well. He's sneezing, coughing and pooping penises out of every orifice.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ci\u003eInflate\u003c\/i\u003e: A zen yogi leads the way to Nirvana (and not the Kurt Cobain kind.)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Frank J. Edler\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798505327487\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 06\/16\/2021\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 146\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.33lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.31d","brand":"Frank J. Edler","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48851550798079,"sku":"9798505327487","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/uncomfortable-shorts-frank-j-edler-9798505327487","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}