{"product_id":"uncorked-off-the-chain-jameson-gregg-9781631839306","title":"Uncorked \u0026 Off the Chain: Offbeat Ramblings of a Zany Comic","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2022 GOLD WINNER - HUMOR CATEGORY, IBPA BENJAMIN FRANKLIN AWARDS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUncorked \u0026amp; Off the Chain delivers chops and attitude with zany cutting-edge opinion, observational humor, and tales from the wild side. No topic is off-limits, from sports, gambling, and edgy tales, to marriage, dogs, and mass consumption of cocktails. Short and snappy free-standing essays for those readers looking for a quick belly laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Benefits of yoga in order of importance: 1) flatulence prompting; 2) flexibility; 3) strength. Strike the downward dog pose and you'll be breaking wind like Gandhi. Namaste!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJameson unveils plans for radically revamping the Olympics and pontificates on other pressing sports issues of the day.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"It slays me when a golfer hits it close to the hole and the commentator says, 'Golly, he just hit a perfect shot.' Bull****. If the ball doesn't go in the hole, it isn't the perfect shot.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe also rails against the establishment, has a keen eye for societal absurdities, and doles out sage man advice.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Why don't we have topless bars at airports?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Jameson Gregg\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1631839306\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781631839306\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Mountain Arbor Press\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 05\/14\/2021\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 224\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.58lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.47d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAward:\u003c\/b\u003e Benjamin Franklin Award - Gold Medal Winner\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eReview Citation(s): \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eKirkus Reviews\u003c\/i\u003e 01\/01\/0001","brand":"Jameson Gregg","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44044973900031,"sku":"9781631839306","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_1feeff67-4acc-4de8-a6aa-8f200ce7da7d.jpg?v=1684975994","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/uncorked-off-the-chain-jameson-gregg-9781631839306","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}