{"product_id":"useless-magic-k-j-heath-9798989210046","title":"Useless Magic: A Cultivation Academy Progression Fantasy","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHow do you survive a cutthroat magic academy when you don't actually possess any magic? \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eYou cheat. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eEustace Silver-Eye has a legendary family name, an impossible reputation to live up to, and exactly zero magical talent. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eHe has no business sharing a classroom with the prodigies of Welborn Academy--especially since the classes are impossible to pass without magic. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThe trouble is, expulsion means being thrown out to the Deadlands, where monsters eat little washouts like Eustace for breakfast. So until he can buy himself a black-market Awakening, Eustace needs to fake his magic, avoid bullies that hate his face, and figure out how to not die during three-legged-dodgeball. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBecause integrity is great...but so is living to see Summer break. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eUseless Magic\u003c\/b\u003e is a weak-to-strong progression fantasy featuring a magic school, cultivation, dark humor, found family, and a post-apocalyptic world. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003ePerfect for fans of \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eCradle\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e, \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eDungeon Crawler Carl\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e, \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eHe Who Fights with Monsters\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e, and \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eMark of the Fool\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e K. J. Heath\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798989210046\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Kyle Writes\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 07\/10\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 462\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 1.35lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.93d","brand":"K. J. Heath","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48997959926015,"sku":"9798989210046","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/useless-magic-k-j-heath-9798989210046","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}