{"product_id":"vacation-from-hell-alli-temple-9781990719233","title":"Vacation From Hell","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSix days, seven nights...with no return ticket?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt was supposed to be a vacation-just me, Kelly, some sun, sand, and a firm commitment to \u003cem\u003eno\u003c\/em\u003e Afterlife nonsense. I wanted poolside naps, endless cocktails, and exactly zero existential crises. Instead, the Chief Drama Officer of HELL checked into the room upstairs.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eZiggy claims he's on a break. The plagues suggest otherwise. Birds are dive-bombing the guests, the pool has turned alarming shades of red, and reality itself seems to be coming apart at the seams. Kelly is enthusiastically discovering humanity, my past keeps showing up uninvited, and I'm starting to suspect that rest and relaxation are a scam.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow, instead of sleeping in and watching the sunset, we're scrambling to contain an underworld meltdown before paradise becomes a footnote in someone else's apocalypse.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSomeone pass me a mai tai. There's no way I'm facing the end of the world sober.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Alli Temple\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1990719236\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781990719233\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Allison Temple Books\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 04\/30\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 284\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.66lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.25w x 0.60d","brand":"Alli Temple","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48517250089215,"sku":"9781990719233","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_43c03fa7-2f14-428b-a0c0-fa7dd7c654b5.jpg?v=1778730915","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/vacation-from-hell-alli-temple-9781990719233","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}