{"product_id":"valentine-and-the-mobsters-terry-hornby-9780645849165","title":"Valentine and the Mobsters","description":"\u003cp\u003eValentine and the Night Watch were never meant for space. They're city guardsmen; men of horses, muskets, cold nights, and bad ale. Not the endless dark of the void.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow they're stranded aboard a warship the size of a city, arguing with an artificial intelligence that calls itself \u003cem\u003eCaesar\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUnfortunately, halberds don't help much when the enemy's wearing armour. The Watch are out of their depth, armed with borrowed guns, facing a battle they don't understand, and trying very hard not to break anything important.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThey're not soldiers. They're thugs with a uniform.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFortunately, they're \u003cem\u003every good\u003c\/em\u003e thugs.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTheir orders are simple: don't die, don't touch anything expensive, and try to look like they know what they're doing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's all rather busy, really.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd then the Emperor offers them a job.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf they can survive long enough to take it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Terry Hornby\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0645849162\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780645849165\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Terry Hornby\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 12\/19\/2023\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 316\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.89lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.71d","brand":"Terry Hornby","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48799387418879,"sku":"9780645849165","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/valentine-and-the-mobsters-terry-hornby-9780645849165","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}