{"product_id":"vampire-in-the-house-raymond-van-zleer-9781426917837","title":"Vampire in the House!","description":"\u003cp\u003eSPOOKY COOL IN A MANNER\u003cbr\u003e DELIGHTFULLY TRUE TO LIFE\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eVAMPIRE IN THE HOUSE!\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eA Vampire Romp For Readers Of All Ages\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eWhat would living with a real vampire be like and how would the neighbors react?\u003cbr\u003e For that matter, how could this even come about?\u003cbr\u003e These issues and more are delightfully covered in a realistic manner that will leave you thinking and smiling too!\u003cbr\u003e Timely topics, biting insights, and people whose perspectives and views are enjoyable, insightful, and comfortably familiar, all come to life when the Wynn family discovers that their daughter, Julie, is more than just different.\u003cbr\u003e She is a vampire - the real thing!\u003cbr\u003e From home and family, to doctors and politics, to the controversies and public reactions, this book offers an insider's view of what happened when the Wynn family had to deal with the realities of a Vampire In The House!\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eExcerpt: \u003cbr\u003e So leave it to Tom to sum up the situation: \"A man's home is supposed to be his castle... but yours is in the garage and you can't use it cause a vampire's sleeping in it.\"\u003cbr\u003e I grinned back: \"A vampire's not vampire until it has a coffin.\"\u003cbr\u003e Having lived with my sister's unsuccessful death for so long, I was now more than just comfortable with gallows humor.\u003cbr\u003e I was flaunting it.\u003cbr\u003e At least when adults and parents could not overhear me.\u003cbr\u003e So when Tom suggested: \"Maybe we should build her one?\"\u003cbr\u003e I countered: \"My parents will skin us alive if we do... and yours will too!\"\u003cbr\u003e \"Then it's a go?\"\u003cbr\u003e \"You bet!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Raymond Van Zleer\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 142691783X\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781426917837\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Trafford Publishing\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 12\/29\/2009\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 134\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Hardcover\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.68lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.44d","brand":"Raymond Van Zleer","offers":[{"title":"Hardcover","offer_id":48458215784703,"sku":"9781426917837","price":24.07,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_c96a61c4-259f-41c6-a1f7-5a4fcc97f4c1.jpg?v=1777403041","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/vampire-in-the-house-raymond-van-zleer-9781426917837","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}