{"product_id":"vampire-limericks-and-other-bits-carl-scott-harker-9781657382619","title":"Vampire Limericks and Other Bits of Humor","description":"A Lifetime Lease\u003cp\u003e On obtaining the vampiric seal\u003cbr\u003e Precious blood you will learn how to steal, \u003cbr\u003e So give it a try\u003cbr\u003e You just have to die, \u003cbr\u003e To make immortality real \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn this updated, second edition, you will find an expanded collection of cartoons and limericks. Here are vampire limericks - like the teaser presented above, naughty limericks, Star Trek cartoons and other cartoons and limericks, interspersed with personal tidbits and humorous commentary. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAccording to the author: The genesis of this book was simple. I was looking for vampire limericks to do a Halloween reading at a library and couldn't find any. So I wrote a few 5-line poems about the undead to fill the void, so others would not have to face a similar problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis was not enough material to fill a book, though. So I have added in other limericks written and published over the years, as well as some cartoons and a short story. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e This is me at my silliest. For readers and fans of my more serious poetry, I am happy to present a lighter side of my work\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Carl Scott Harker\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1657382613\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781657382619\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 01\/08\/2020\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 46\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.29lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 11.00h x 8.50w x 0.10d\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Carl Scott Harker","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":46173041656063,"sku":"9781657382619","price":8.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_4b654ec0-9d83-477d-9621-2d7ce1e769df.jpg?v=1727179814","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/vampire-limericks-and-other-bits-carl-scott-harker-9781657382619","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}