{"product_id":"vampiric-valentines-michael-bloom-9798243308588","title":"Vampiric Valentines","description":"\u003cp\u003eA founding member of the League of Vampiric Bards (formed last century, laid to rest surreptitiously and reborn as Casketeria), Michael Bloom is equally adept at heart-rending parody and funny-bone-tickling parody.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlending showmanship with pathos, macabre humor, and wit, his work inspires and delights, regardless of the audience's proclivities. This first collection of poetry - culled from a vast vault of creativity and experience - celebrates passion in a variety of gothic-tinged forms: darkly romantic, anti-romantic, and necromantic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWelcome to Michael's world.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMay you never leave ... by choice, that is.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Michael Bloom\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798243308588\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 01\/09\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 86\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.24lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.21d","brand":"Michael Bloom","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49171688194303,"sku":"9798243308588","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/vampiric-valentines-michael-bloom-9798243308588","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}