{"product_id":"verbatimly-trump-cam-stanton-meyer-vii-9781077753709","title":"Verbatimly, Trump: Vol. 1: Steady State Of Confusion","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVerbatimly, Trump\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e is the first ever tell-all novel by President Trump's brain, \u003cstrong\u003eT-Brain\u003c\/strong\u003e. It is a political satire about the 45th President of the United States. This novel is more than just his tweets. That would have been way too easy! Instead, as exclusively retold by T-Brain with his witty commentaries, this novel is about the more noteworthy statements by President \u003cstrong\u003eDonny\u003c\/strong\u003e that were made through all forms of widely-public communication: \u003cstrong\u003etweets, stump rallies, speeches, interviews, side remarks, and written statements\u003c\/strong\u003e. Alongside these tweets and comments by The Donald there are also rebuttals and\/or contradicting statements made mainly by Republicans, conservative organizations and - \u003cstrong\u003esurprise, surprise \u003c\/strong\u003e- Trump himself! These tweets, comments, rebuttals and contradicting statements are intentionally taken out of context and categorized in a satirical manner so that \u003cstrong\u003eT-Brain \u003c\/strong\u003ecan provide the reader with its insight on what was really going on in the president's brain at the time of the comments. After all, we're treating the \u003cstrong\u003eTrumpy\u003c\/strong\u003e presidency \u003cstrong\u003ewith the seriousness it deserves\u003c\/strong\u003e - except without Star Wars tauntauns, Sharknado and President Reagan riding a dinosaur. (Thank you, Sen. \u003cstrong\u003eMikey\u003c\/strong\u003e Lee (\u003cstrong\u003eR UT\u003c\/strong\u003e)! You're helping to prove our \u003cstrong\u003eTrickle Down Buffoonery\u003c\/strong\u003e theory!)\u003cbr\u003e The authors employed satire, humor and wit to make this into both an entertaining and agonizing read. Understandably, this book may illicit a rollercoaster of raw emotions unlike any other book in the history of book publishing. During the writing of this novel, the authors themselves experienced cycles of joy to sadness, happiness to anger, confusion to disbelief, relief to anguish, and heartache to euphoria.\u003cbr\u003e This is the story of a president whose often peculiar and self-inflicted words confounded mankind. Forget the '\u003cstrong\u003eDeep State\u003c\/strong\u003e.' There is a '\u003cstrong\u003eDeep Embed\u003c\/strong\u003e.' That is, the Trump Administration's \u003cstrong\u003eembedded enemy #1 is... T-Brain\u003c\/strong\u003e. Now this small bodily organ (\u003cem\u003eyou know\u003c\/em\u003e, that other small one that is less frisky) wants to speak out and it cannot be easily un-embedded. The only solution may be... \u003cstrong\u003eMake Lobotomy Great Again!\u003c\/strong\u003e In the meantime, herein lies the first tell-all novel from the single most \"powerful\" - \u003cem\u003ebut oh-so liddle' \u003c\/em\u003e- brain in the world... \u003cstrong\u003eT-Brain!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Cam Stanton Meyer VII,Anonymous\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1077753705\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781077753709\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 07\/17\/2019\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 200\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.60lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.02h x 5.98w x 0.42d","brand":"Cam Stanton Meyer VII","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48850307416319,"sku":"9781077753709","price":8.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/verbatimly-trump-cam-stanton-meyer-vii-9781077753709","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}