{"product_id":"vertical-lines-iii-andrew-a-felder-9798885266413","title":"Vertical Lines III","description":"\u003cp\u003eBook III is every bit as delightful as Books I and II - page after page of smiles, laughs, and sometimes outright guffaws. All three books are the perfect companions when you need a pick-me-up or just have a few minutes and want something light. And they never get old! Open to any page and see for yourself. Guaranteed to please!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSamples: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy friend David lost his ID. Now we just call him 'Dav.'\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy girlfriend told me that obesity is in her genes. I told her that that can't be true because she looks fat in her skirt also.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA priest was checking into a hotel. He asked the clerk: *I presume that the pornography channel is disabled?\" \"No,\" replied the clerk, \"it's just regular, you pervert!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe problem with doing nothing is that vou don't know when you've finished.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003el asked myself if I was crazy and we all said \"No.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLife's a soup... and I'm a fork.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAskhole: A person who constantly asks for vour advice, yet always does the opposite of what you tell them.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI encouraged my wife to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a big hug.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNever put off until tomorrow what you can put off indefinitely.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy kids say they want a cat for Christmas. Normally I serve turkey. but, hey... if it will make them happy..\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Andrew A. Felder\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798885266413\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Crest Publications Group\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 04\/05\/2024\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 174\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.48lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.44d","brand":"Andrew A. Felder","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48852236501247,"sku":"9798885266413","price":10.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/vertical-lines-iii-andrew-a-felder-9798885266413","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}