{"product_id":"waiting-for-the-voo-dean-ammerman-9780984682232","title":"Waiting for the Voo","description":"\u003cp\u003eWAITING FOR THE VOO is the first book in The Warrensberg Trilogy, which includes \u003cem\u003eEscape from Dorkville\u003c\/em\u003e (Book 2) and \u003cem\u003eThe Last Ma-Loo\u003c\/em\u003e (Book 3).\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eWaiting for the Voo \u003c\/em\u003eis told in alternating chapters by a 13-year-old boy from Minnesota named Wilkin Delgado and a gray-haired exiled 14-year-old tattooed Missouri girl with serious anger issues by the name of Alice Jane Zelinski. In this SciFi\/Fantasy adventure, Wilkin and Alice Jane join forces with an intergalactic, flip-flop wearing plumber named Cardamon Webb to fix a nasty sewage problem that threatens to destroy the universe. Along the way the three--and one or two others--must deal with a spiky monster, a ch-duck, an ancient book, a rat, a pair of ostriches and the mysterious Voo. \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eWilkin tells us, \"I live in Minnesota where we grow icicles in the winter and mosquitos in the summer. Or that's what people who aren't from Minnesota think. We actually grow corn and soybeans and even sugar beets, but that's in the summer. The winter is just cold and not much for growing anything except hope, I suppose.\"\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eAnd Alice Jane? She says, \"Strange things are happening in Dorkville. I mean freaky weird. As if living in this godforsaken dead-end infected wart of a town isn't enough, about a week ago the world went crazy on me.\"\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eIndieReader gave \u003cem\u003eWaiting for the Voo\u003c\/em\u003e five stars and named it one of the \"Best Indie Books of 2014.\" Kirkus Reviews called it a \"clever, engaging story.\" \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Dean Ammerman\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0984682236\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780984682232\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Kabloona Incorporated\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 08\/27\/2014\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 162\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.38lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.25w x 0.35d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eReview Citation(s): \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eKirkus Reviews\u003c\/i\u003e 01\/01\/0001\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003ePublishers Weekly\u003c\/i\u003e 09\/26\/2016","brand":"Dean Ammerman","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48453442601215,"sku":"9780984682232","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_4633a4c7-ca1a-49a1-81a3-6324d4c0068e.jpg?v=1777300247","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/waiting-for-the-voo-dean-ammerman-9780984682232","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}