{"product_id":"we-are-not-moving-final-jem-maracle-9798181056237","title":"We Are NOT Moving. (Final Answer.): A Funny Picture Book About Moving to a New House New Home Gift for Kids Ages 4-8","description":"\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"We are NOT moving. Final answer.\"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cp\u003eMargo has run her house for six glorious years - and she is \u003cb\u003enot\u003c\/b\u003e about to leave it. So when her parents announce they're \u003cb\u003eMOVING\u003c\/b\u003e, Margo does what any reasonable person would do.\u003c\/p\u003eShe files a formal complaint.\u003cbr\u003eShe barricades the front door (with one yawning dog).\u003cbr\u003eShe starts a petition - and the goldfish signs.\u003cbr\u003eShe offers a bribe of four dollars, a button, and half a granola bar.\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt does not work. The boxes come anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut the new house is tall and yellow, with an extremely slidable banister, a kid next door who respects a clipboard, and a sunny spot the dog claims in about four seconds. Maybe - \u003ci\u003emaybe\u003c\/i\u003e - \"acceptable\" can turn into \"home.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eA laugh-out-loud read-aloud\u003c\/b\u003e for ages 4-8\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe perfect new-home \u0026amp; moving-day gift\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cb\u003eDeadpan, modern humor grown-ups will love too\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eReassuring without being preachy\u003c\/b\u003e - comedy first, big feelings handled gently\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMoving is hard when you're little. This funny, heartfelt story turns the chaos into a giggle - and reminds every kid that home is something you bring \u003ci\u003ewith\u003c\/i\u003e you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBook 1 in the Big Kid Problems series.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Jem Maracle\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798181056237\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 06\/11\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 36\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.24lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 8.50w x 0.09d","brand":"Jem Maracle","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49001996943615,"sku":"9798181056237","price":10.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/we-are-not-moving-final-jem-maracle-9798181056237","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}