{"product_id":"we-cant-all-be-rattlesnakes-patrick-jennings-9780060821173","title":"We Can't All Be Rattlesnakes","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCrusher the snake will charm readers in this entertaining, funny novel about a snake in captivity and how she turns the tables on her human captor.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI am a snake.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo, not a rattlesnake. I just look like one. I'm a gopher snake.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne day an oily, filthy, fleshy human child crossed my path. As luck would have it, he knew the difference between a gopher snake and a rattlesnake. He has imprisoned me in a terrarium. His name is Gunnar. He calls me Crusher. He thinks I'm male. I'm not.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe dropped in a dead mouse and hoped I'd eat it. I buried it. He then dropped in a live one, which he called \"Breakfast.\" I didn't lay a coil on it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGunnar thinks I'll be his adoring pet. He's wrong.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn fact, I am planning my escape. I may take breakfast with me.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Patrick Jennings\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0060821175\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780060821173\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e HarperCollins\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 10\/04\/2011\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 144\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.25lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 7.40h x 5.10w x 0.40d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAccelerated Reader:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eReading Level:\u003c\/b\u003e 3.9\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePoint Value:\u003c\/b\u003e 3\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eInterest Level:\u003c\/b\u003e Middle Grade\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eQuiz #\/Name: \u003c\/b\u003e129046 \/ We Can't All Be Rattlesnakes\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Patrick Jennings","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44055151509759,"sku":"9780060821173","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_124656c8-e32f-4900-ac72-0f5a590135cf.jpg?v=1685034083","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/we-cant-all-be-rattlesnakes-patrick-jennings-9780060821173","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}