{"product_id":"weddings-of-the-times-klein-dan-9780312380915","title":"Weddings of the Times","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou are cordially invited to celebrate \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eA Parody of \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe New York Times\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWedding Announcements \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eby \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eKasper Hauser \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAlong with fully illustrated guides to: \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWedding-night sex, \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eHoneymoon hot spots, \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eFormalwear malfunctions, \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eand much, much more. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAt four o'clock in the Afternoon. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eOr is it three o'clock? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eDidn't you bring the invitation? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eHuh? Where the hell is the turnoff? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBack there. I think I saw a paper plate and some balloons. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWhat's wrong? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eI just need to eat something. I'm fine. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eRemind me how we know these people? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIn this collection, Kasper Hauser reminds us that a wedding announcement is a window into the most goofball daydream a couple can have about itself.... These are not parodies, but little human stories, full of want and hope, even when they involve falconry. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003e---from the foreword by John Hodgman\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Klein Dan\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0312380917\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780312380915\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e St. Martins Press-3PL\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 06\/09\/2009\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 128\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.37lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.34h x 5.52w x 0.37d","brand":"Klein Dan","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44119555080447,"sku":"9780312380915","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_e2c00fbe-09f3-4bf9-9142-118b45399605.jpg?v=1687409914","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/weddings-of-the-times-klein-dan-9780312380915","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}