{"product_id":"what-god-reads-in-his-a-g-sloan-9781511864855","title":"What God Reads in His Spare Time","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhen you're a junior high school English teacher, you need a sense of humor to survive. And for forty-seven years, author A. G. Sloan has not only survived but also thrived-on practicing his comedic skills on captive audiences.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eNow, he's moved on to cracking up adult audiences from all walks of life.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eThis collection of forty hilarious articles offers his twisted take on topics to which almost everyone can relate.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eWhy forty, you ask? \"I stopped there because forty is a significant number: forty winks, forty days and nights of the great flood, Lizzie Borden's number of axe whacks, and the last age that made any sense to me.\"\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eThis book is filled with fatherly, grandfatherly, and fairly snarky advice that might or might not help you navigate the complexities of today's world. Among the useful things you'll learn are: \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003eWhy people use \"there's\" with a plural\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eHow to save the educational system\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eHow to get your grandkids to find your glasses\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eSome catchy headlines for punching up obituaries\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eWhatever happened to Elvis\u003c\/li\u003e \u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003eOK, so that thing about Elvis might not be useful, but the answer is funny-and now, you \u003ci\u003emust\u003c\/i\u003e buy this book to find out \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e A. G. Sloan\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1511864850\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781511864855\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Createspace Independent Publishing Platform\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 07\/10\/2015\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 148\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.46lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.02h x 5.98w x 0.32d","brand":"A. G. Sloan","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":46199108894975,"sku":"9781511864855","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_ff0198e2-a0b2-4ddb-8d80-403da7d11179.jpg?v=1727925064","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/what-god-reads-in-his-a-g-sloan-9781511864855","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}