{"product_id":"what-the-censored-is-it-alma-alexander-9798301807688","title":"What the Censored Is It About Cats","description":"\u003cbr\u003eIN ANCIENT EGYPT\u003cbr\u003eCATS WERE WORSHIPPED AS GODS\u003cbr\u003eTHEY HAVE NEVER FORGOTTEN THIS \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eA dog will lay itself down at your feet and give you its heart, its\u003cbr\u003elife, and its entire existence. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eA cat... will choose YOU. Or not. Or it will ignore you. Or it will\u003cbr\u003eharrass you into giving up your favourite chair. Or get in the way of\u003cbr\u003eyour work. Or vocally demand things that it feels are its due. A cat\u003cbr\u003ewill leave daitny little paw prints on your soul, and lure you in with\u003cbr\u003esoft fluffy murder mittens right until it shows you its claws.\u003cbr\u003eYou don't 'own' a cat. A cat 'owns' you, and your entire life becomes\u003cbr\u003etheirs the moment they lay claim to you. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAnd you accept that, and you glory in it, and you give the cat\u003cbr\u003eeverything it asks for, and a bunch of things it didn't, and you\u003cbr\u003ecount yourself lucky to be allowed to do it. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWhat the @$%(#$\u0026amp; is it about cats?!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Alma Alexander\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798301807688\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 11\/30\/2024\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 158\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.36lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.34d","brand":"Alma Alexander","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":47087753232639,"sku":"9798301807688","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_bb1f98ac-5073-42b6-9fd7-12b4aa0e8902.jpg?v=1753850697","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/what-the-censored-is-it-alma-alexander-9798301807688","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}