{"product_id":"what-you-dont-know-about-p-d-witte-9780684040028","title":"What You Don't Know about Turning 60: A Funny Birthday Quiz","description":"\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eWhat You Don't Know About Turning 60\u003c\/i\u003e is a hilarious pop quiz to ease the pain of a 60th birthday. This charming humor book provides entertainment for over-the-hill birthday parties and is fun to read when the party's over and reality sets in.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Sample jokes include: \u003cbr\u003e - Q: What's a senior screwdriver? \u003cbr\u003e A: Orange Juice and Metamucil.\u003cbr\u003e - Q: What do the following words bring to mind: \"free refills?\" \u003cbr\u003e A: If you said coffee, you're probably under 60. If you said a good prescription drug plan, you're probably 60 or older.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e P. D. Witte\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0684040026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780684040028\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Running Press Adult\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 01\/01\/2006\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 128\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.17lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 4.50h x 6.10w x 0.28d","brand":"P. D. Witte","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44043540627711,"sku":"9780684040028","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_466df1f7-4363-4ecb-8bb7-64de8a77b816.jpg?v=1684967744","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/what-you-dont-know-about-p-d-witte-9780684040028","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}